Thursday, November 29, 2007

Enough Said.


(For those with less than steller reading vision . . . ahem . . . double click on the sarcastic little ratfink, good for nothin', rude little snivler of a rodent, and you'll be able to read his glowing commentary a little better. Am I offended? Na uh. Not me. Actually, the little dude is pretty dead on target.) jk-ing


Sunday, November 25, 2007

Hail the Queen and King!

The Debate: Does the scepter or the crown wield more power?
Who cares when both are in the family!!!

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

It's a Beautiful Baby Girl!


(To be sung to the tune of "Java" by Al Hirt {go to itunes for a sample because I'm not computer saavy enough to figure out how to link it to this blog . . .} )

My name is Ashley, and I am a little girl,
Yes I am, yes I am, yes I am a little girl!
My name is Ashley, I'm the cutest in the world,
Yes I am, yes I am, I'm the cutest in the world!
My Daddy tells me so, and my Mommy tells me so,
Yes I am, yes I am, yes I am!!!!!

Happy 23rd birthday to the most precious, sweetest, lovliest girl in the world!


We love you Ashley!!!

Friday, November 16, 2007

Movie Review of "Dreamgirls"

The critics at this house recently viewed and reviewed last year's acclaimed hit, "Dreamgirls" starring Beyonce' (but really starring Jennifer Hudson ala American Idol fame). Our take on the movie? Take a pass. Go watch "West Side Story" for a much more satisfying and delicious musical. We felt it was like comparing a grape to a filet mignon--"Dreamgirls" was sweet for a few moments, then left us hungry for some real substance, sustenance and emotional nutrition. In fact, the more we discussed it, the more we began to dislike the film, leaving us with a decidedly bad taste in our mouths. Don't bother.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Hey! It's the Birthday Boy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JORDAN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: Hi Buster!

Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as rock?
A: Because it was a marble cake!

Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical hares!

WE LOVE YOU JORDAN!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

It's Just Wrong, Wrong, Wrong

The Salt Lake City Tribune recently reported that because of the tanking of Merrill Lynch (well okay, they didn't actually "tank," but they did report a whopping $2.24 billion quarterly loss, which is pretty much "tanking" in my bankbook . . .), Merrill Lynch is giving the old heave-ho to their CEO with a measely, sniveling exit package worth $161.5 million. What is wrong with this picture, people? Anyone? Anyone? Grrrrrrr, I've got a bee in my bonnet!

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Don't Be Too Scared . . .




Halloween was a blast this year! We went to a party, then went to a party, then held a party, then cleaned up the basement for about a gazillion hours. But no matter--it was way fun!!! Here is a glimpse of some of it. Oh, and you may wish to avert your eyes when you come across the obsene plumber's crack . . . that just may scare the living daylights out of you. Enjoy.