Monday, September 03, 2012

Now, Let Me Get This Straight . . .

The Princeton Review once again came out with their lists of rankings of U.S. colleges in categories such as "Most Beautiful Campus," "Biggest Public School Bargains," "Best College Dorms," etc., etc.  

For the thirteenth year in a row, Brigham Young University has been ranked the big kahuna, the top dog, the big cheese, the don of the "Stone-Cold Sober Schools."  In other words, you ain't gonna find too much imbibing going at BYU.  (As far as you know.)  They're number one, guys!

So, when I came across this shiny little thing at our neighbhorood Piggly Wiggly the other day, I had to wonder whether The Princeton Review mixed up BYU with West Virginia University which also made it to the top of one of those lists.

Oh.  And, which list was it that put West Virginia University as number one?  "The Top Party School of 2012," of course!  PAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! Yeeeooww!  

*Schools on the "Stone-Cold Sober Schools" list are those at which surveyed students' answers indicated a combination of: high personal daily study hours (outside of class), low usages of alcohol and drugs on campus, and low popularity on campus for frats/sororities.  And, a BYU keg fits in there how?


Kathleen said...

Could I put lemonade in the keg? I love me some lemonade!

Lisa said...

I'm with Kathleen....lemonade!

Beth said...

I'm thinking some home made root beer is sounding pretty good!