Monday, May 31, 2010
Friday, May 28, 2010
"You must pick up so many
girls in that . . ."
Well, thank you, but no. No, I don't think you'll be picking up so many girls in that. I don't think the girls will be that eager. Seriously. You're crazy if you think this is a chick magnet. I mean, really. What respectable girl in her right mind would drive around on a Barcalounger like that? Do I need to spell it out for you? I'll take it really slow: It. Has. No. Cupholders. Duh. No babe is gonna abandon her herd of girlfriends for a ride that has no cupholders. Grow up.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Wednesday, May 05, 2010
"If we are lucky we are inside when it starts to rain but if not... well let me just say that I have some pictures to back up my story that it literally rains cats and dogs. On Tuesday we were out working in the last hour at night and it started to rain so hard we were sopping wet within fifteen seconds, and it didn't stop. It just comes so suddenly. We had a few pails outside, and the next morning [we saw] that it had rained about five or six inches in the space of about an hour." --Elder Sean
Hey boys and girls! It's time to see if you can you spy Sleeping Beauty somewhere in this picture! (Wait. Maybe it's the Mother Mary? I can't decide if the artist in Sean's zone is enamored with a certain Disney princess, or if he is trying to depict Mary in a very hip, contemporary sort of way. He's got the floating red hearts going on for Sleeping Beauty, but the halo thing is throwing me off . . . .) You may need to click on the picture to enlarge it so you can see what I'm babbling on about. I know I sound like I'm off my rocker most of the time, but I don't think so in this case. Take a look. You'll see.
Yeah, this is proof positive that I seriously devour every part of every precious photograph Seanie throws our way.
Monday, May 03, 2010
2. Cream together the citrus juice, cream cheese and the remainder of the sugar. Add whip cream and blend until creamy. (Make sure you blend the cream cheese, citrus juice and sugar first or the acid will curdle the whipped cream.)
3. Drain juice off the strawberries and drizzle onto the cake cubes.
4. Layer in trifle bowl as follows:
½ cake cubes on bottom
1/3 cream cheese mixture
½ strawberry mixture
the rest of the cake cubes
1/3 cream cheese mixture
the rest of the strawberry mixture
the rest of the cream cheese mixture
strawberries to garnish
Police line-up of suspects
"It was Rock #3, Detective."